There's an outlandish title, huh?  Should read: Carries a Knife to School?

Imagine being discovered carrying a pocket knife to school these days! They lock down the doors, call in the blood hounds, sound off the fire alarm……..good Lord it's a major media extravaganza!

Well, lookie at this.  How about a school promoting itself with a knife? 

The University of Texas Longhorns Fob Pocket Knife!

What would the edutcational committee and community think of a knife carrying the school's name and colors in today's politically correct world?  WOWZAH!  Heads would roll, don'tcha think?

I'll bet you never see this UofT knife again, but………………………..
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